"Truly it seems to me that ladies in this err greatly, that true lovers are never loved." --Unknown

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children." --Eric Draven, "The Crow"

"Belladonna:  In Italian, a beautiful woman.  In English, a deadly
poison.  A striking example of the basic similarity between the two
tongues."
 --Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
 

"If I look a little tired, it's because a woman knocked on my door for three hours last night - but
 I didn't let her out!"
     -- Dean Martin

"There's a million fine women in this world, but not all of them bring
you lasagna at work.  Most of 'em just cheat on you."
        -Silent Bob, "Clerks"

"There are no good girls gone bad, just bad girls found out."
 --Mae West

"Woman...Woah-man...Woooooaaaaahhhhman....."
    --Mike Meyers, "So I Married an Axe Murderer

"The world is in trouble, we're knocking on death's door, yet we keep
wasting protien on women and nobody knows what we're doing it for...
why do we have to feed the broads, oh, we do we have to feed the
broads?  We could feed the whole damn world if we didn't have to feed
the broads!"
    --Morris Brock, "It's a Complex World."

"Most heirarchies were established by men who now monopolize the upper
levels, thus depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence."
-Laurence Peter-

"How much for the women?  Your women, we want to buy them!"
        -Jake Blues

"Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do"
    --Katherine Hepburn

"A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets."
 --Rose, "Titanic"

"A woman is the only thing I'm afraid of that I know won't hurt me."
-Abraham Lincoln-

"It was a woman that drove me to drink -- and  I never remembered to thank her."
    --W.C. Fields
 
"It ain't bein' out all night with a woman that ruins a ballplayer --
it's stayin' out all night lookin' for one that does him in."
    --Casey Stengel

"Men are simple!  If we can't f--- it, we'll kill it!"
 --Robin Williams

"Men are evil and women are crazy.  So whatcha gonna do?"
    --Nelson, "Teenage Catgirls in Heat"

"No one will win the battle of the sexes because there is too much
fraternizing with the enemy."-Henry Kissinger