What's New, Pussycat?
01/09/00 -- Seeing as how the world wouldn't be obliging and explode, I've decided to update my page. There's a new story, and I've posted the results of the whole "Modern Love" flap. I've also edited the "Why" section, changing the things that seem silly now and adding some new ideas.
11/20/99 -- Yes, it's alive again!  There's a new story, I've updated the "me" section with new photos, and the links section has some additions.  And I do it all for you!
2/24/99 -- I've updated my links section for the first time in nearly two years.  I've added some links, taken some away, and included a rant against Geocities that has been a long time coming.
2/18/99 -- Yes, I've been busy with school, and it's fairly obvious.  I've added a new story to the fiction section, entitled "When the lights go out."  I've also finally updated the Quotes.  It is now split into categories by content, which should make it easier to browse.
10/3/98 -- I've updated the quotes archive to the end of September, and finally added new fiction.  It's a new story of mine called "Lydia Goes Off."  Let me know what you think!
9/10/98 -- Wow...how long can I ignore my web site?  Apparently, all summer.  I have updated the quotes archive through mid-September.
05/12/98 -- I have replaced my tacky, marred by stupid Geocities java guestbook.  Please sign the new one, if you would.  I also have added a bulletin board, for the discussion of anything you'd like.  Feel free to respond to my first post, or post a new question or comment or rant.
05/08/98 -- The whole page has a new look.  Inspired by Neil Gaiman's Sandman series and by a fairly mellow mood, I've traded blue sky for night, laughing bunnies for The Endless.  I also fixed the rest of the links and updated some pages that have been ignored for far too long.
05/07/98 -- updated the links section to get rid of some deadwood.  Added a Neil Gaiman link, a Sisters of Mercy link, and a couple of other miscellaneous.
5/01/98 -- Quotes archive updated through April.  New story in Fiction section, "Quality Time."  Friends list updated.
2/27/98 -- Finally updated the Quotes of the Day archive. It now goes through the end of February.
2/21/98 -- I have created a philosophy of life, and have put it up on the page under manifest.htm.  I rather like it, and hope people will agree with me on several key issues.
2/14/98 -- Created a new front page after I joined the singles webring.  The index itself is now at index2.html
1/28/98 -- Changed the fiction again, finally.  It's a new one called Detonation Boulevard from the mysterious Dr. Jeep.  Great story, but not for the squeamish.  And the Ha-Ha-Cienda is back!
1/12/98 -- Moved the rest of the page to Fortunecity.
12/17/97 -- I am moving most of the page to Fortunecity, as Dana has stopped letting me upload stuff and is giving me cryptic but frightening messages about having six days left, whatever that means.  I'm leaving the front page on Dana, though, so no one will have to change their links.  I've also added a couple of links.
11/30/97 -- I've found it...the deepest, darkest circle of hell you'll ever see.  Don't click on it unless you have a
strong stomach. Also added pictures of my family to the Me page.
11/21/97 -- Changed the story again, this time it's a new one called Homecoming.  I pity anyone from PHS who reads this one, as they may recognize themself or a friend.  The story isn't autobiographical, but it's damn close.  Also, with great sadness, disconnected the defunct home of Neil Hansen Blankenship.  Here's wishing it a speedy return.
11/3/97 -- Updated the quotes of the day archive, removed the Ha-Ha-cienda from the front page (sadly, Mike has chosen to take the page down), updated the God page.
10/28/97 -- Published a new poem in the fiction section, updated some links, found a new circle of hell to link to.
10/15/97 -- Lots of little cosmetic changes, including the addition of an animated .gif to Hell and new pictures and two bitchin' Calvin and Hobbes animated .gifs to the Me page.   The Tom Lehrer shrine is 100% functional, with links, sound files, biography, and everything else a man might want.   Added a link to www.savatage.com, a highly recommended site for fans of the band.  Next big project is my Beautiful Women site, which will probably take a good long while.
10/2/97 -- The Quotes archive has been updated to the end of September and will be updated again at the end of October.   The next big project is to (finally) finish the Tom Lehrer shrine.
9/29/97 -- The story here is a new look for all of the pages, hopefully to get beyond the dull purple that has been the site's leitmotif since last October.  And I now link to the home of Satan himself...
9/24/97 -- On the celebration of my birthday, I put a new story up from...well, me.  It's brand new, and I like it, hope you'll feel the same.
9/14/97 -- Since my old counter seems to be stuck at 332, I have replaced it with a new one from the good folks at www.pagedoctor.com.  Let's hope it holds out a little longer than the other one...
9/3/97 -- New fiction again, ladies and gents.  This is one by Neil Blankenship, and I think it's pretty darn good.  It's nice to have something up here that I didn't write.
6/4/97 -- After a LONG hiatus, I have finally updated the Fiction page. The new story is "A Nice Night For It," and though it's the most potentially offensive thing I've ever written, I think it's my best yet.
6/1/97 -- Added Xylar's monogram. Thank you, X.
4/29/97 -- At the suggestion of the ever-astute Xylar Asay-Davis, I have changed the color scheme of the page (he said grey backgrounds looked goofy), am now using his graphic for the Links section, and have deleted an outdated link.
4/22/97 -- Added several new links (two new Batman, Kevin Smith, and updated the Grudge Match link), removed the Adara link (I thought her paganistic symbols, etc. were contradictory to my overall look and feel), and added the link to Mike's up-and-coming Joker site.
4/9/97 -- After several days of cutting, pasting, and tearing hair out, the Quotes of the Day archive is up.  It is currently updated through March, and will be updated again at the end of April. Oh, BTW, I do intend to continue quotes this summer.
4/7/97 -- What I consider a very important part of this site is finally up. It's my father's Campus Crusade for Christ page, my contribution towards getting him to Russia this August.
4/1/97 -- No foolin'...I got rid of the backgrounds to save some disk space and make everything load up faster.
3/31/97 -- A record turn-around time on the fiction page.  It now offers "The First Time," a somewhat lighter story than previous fare.  It, like Unforgotten, is about two weeks old. Hot off the presses, indeed. So, "Unforgotten" can now be found in the archive.
3/25/97 -- The Lehrer archive now has working lyrics links.  It contains lyrics to all three albums, plus some non-album songs and lyrical variations.
3/19/97 -- Finally changed the 'weekly' fiction offering, to a story that began yesterday and was just finished today.  I think it's a little rough, but definitely worth reading.
3/11/97 -- The Tom Lehrer shrine is now up. Well, at least the front page and the discography are up.  The other links will be added when time permits.
3/07/97 -- Added fiction archive, split links page for faster downloading, added this page.
3/06/97 -- Added MST3k premise and Internet Movie Database link, added some transparent graphics, after a long period of banging my head against inanimate objects trying to figure out how to make my graphics program work.
2/27/97 -- Recieved the Yoda Seal of Approval (Bark, bark). Added Peter Jackson link.

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